Swine flu. Run for my life!
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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