Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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