I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
this is an emotional support booty call
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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