Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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