He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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