i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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