They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Randomize
