its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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