How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
So many bounce houses so little time
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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