you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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