Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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