You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Man, jail baloney is awful.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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