Im at strip club and am horny
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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