We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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