So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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