Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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