how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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