She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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