grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
