Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
