Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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