if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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