I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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