it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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