His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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