Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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