I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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