Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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