Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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