: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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