yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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