Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
it was like having sex with a tree stump
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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