You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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