Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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