i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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