He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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