idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
tell me about the fingering
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