Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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