I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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