Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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