I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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