Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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