I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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