Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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