I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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