She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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