I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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