Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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