he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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