I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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