he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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