What a fucking waste of an outfit
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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